If you didn’t understand the comic… I hate to be the bearer of bad news, BUT You might wanna catch up on the supreme courts recent ruling that states corporations are to be considered people..

I’m sure you guys are aware of how crappy this new iPad is. Here is a brief summary.
Take the iPod touch, increase the size of it, keep the icons the same size, and BAM! You have an iPad. That’s right! No multitasking either. You have got to be kidding me.

Is it just me or does it seem that every time we elect a new president, Regardless of what the candidate promises while running, THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT THE SAME?!

This is where my man, Bill Maher comes in. You see, i feel its time we have a president who is not afraid to tell the truth. A president who would completely over-shadow every president before him in complete and utter tenacity.

Every president we have had for the past 20 years (a rough estimate) have ALL had the same problem.

THEY HAVE ALL BEEN RULED BY THE MAJORITY.

See, You have to realize something… The majority of american’s are dumb. Surprisingly dumb. SO dumb that a presidential candidate can win nowadays by merely saying “I’m a christian AND I’m going to give you a check for 300$ called a stimulus check.”.

We should Start requiring an IQ test before people are allowed to vote/run for president/Have say in anything related to our government.

The results of the test being either

1- “IQ NOT SUFFICIENT, GET OUT.” Maybe even throw a line in at the end that mentions a recommendation to not reproduce..

OR

2- “IQ SUFFICIENT, Enjoy making the U.S.A a better place for everyone! have a good day.”

You see.. Year after year it becomes more and more apparent that The republicans and the Democrats are getting us nowhere.. Same old media charades put on to blind the majority of people from what is really going on..

Its pretty bad when you have to read other countries news to figure out what is actually going on in your country.

Conservatives are red and Liberals are blue, right?

Well I’m asking “WHERE’S THE PURPLE AT, DOG?” Issues aren’t ever black and white.. Theres always a middle-ground, Always… Theres always a alternative to war. There will always be an alternative to the way our country is ran, and we need someone who can ignore dumb-fuckistan and do what needs to be done.

That would be a Really good campaign slogan for bill, come to think of it..

If republicans lead the Stubborn and democrats lead the Progressive, then Bill would lead the Realists.

On that note I leave you now with a Classic Mill Maher moment:

Soon YouTube is about to die. As I have stated before in this article.

If worse comes to worse, you will be paying for YouTube, and the internet, in order to use it. This is the beginning of the end my friends. Start building your bomb shelters now.