If you didn’t understand the comic… I hate to be the bearer of bad news, BUT You might wanna catch up on the supreme courts recent ruling that states corporations are to be considered people..

I’m sure you guys are aware of how crappy this new iPad is. Here is a brief summary.
Take the iPod touch, increase the size of it, keep the icons the same size, and BAM! You have an iPad. That’s right! No multitasking either. You have got to be kidding me.

This is where my man, Bill Maher comes in. You see, i feel its time we have a president who is not afraid to tell the truth. A president who would completely over-shadow every president before him in complete and utter tenacity.

Every president we have had for the past 20 years (a rough estimate) have ALL had the same problem.

THEY HAVE ALL BEEN RULED BY THE MAJORITY.

See, You have to realize something… The majority of american’s are dumb. Surprisingly dumb. SO dumb that a presidential candidate can win nowadays by merely saying “I’m a christian AND I’m going to give you a check for 300$ called a stimulus check.”.

We should Start requiring an IQ test before people are allowed to vote/run for president/Have say in anything related to our government.

The results of the test being either

1- “IQ NOT SUFFICIENT, GET OUT.” Maybe even throw a line in at the end that mentions a recommendation to not reproduce..

OR

2- “IQ SUFFICIENT, Enjoy making the U.S.A a better place for everyone! have a good day.”

You see.. Year after year it becomes more and more apparent that The republicans and the Democrats are getting us nowhere.. Same old media charades put on to blind the majority of people from what is really going on..

Its pretty bad when you have to read other countries news to figure out what is actually going on in your country.

Conservatives are red and Liberals are blue, right?

Well I’m asking “WHERE’S THE PURPLE AT, DOG?” Issues aren’t ever black and white.. Theres always a middle-ground, Always… Theres always a alternative to war. There will always be an alternative to the way our country is ran, and we need someone who can ignore dumb-fuckistan and do what needs to be done.

That would be a Really good campaign slogan for bill, come to think of it..

If republicans lead the Stubborn and democrats lead the Progressive, then Bill would lead the Realists.

On that note I leave you now with a Classic Mill Maher moment:

If worse comes to worse, you will be paying for YouTube, and the internet, in order to use it. This is the beginning of the end my friends. Start building your bomb shelters now.

(Click to Play)

Prepare to waste a ton of time on this game. It automatically resizes to full-screen, so prepared to be completely focused to this game.

The first thing you will see is a basketball and a basket. What do you suppose your supposed to do?Well you’ll have to wait until the next contest starts. Depending on how well your timing is today, you might have to wait a while. At least they give you something to do while you do nothing.

The game connects you to over 1000 people at a time, and while you don’t actually see them, their scores are displayed on your screen in real time. So technically you’re competing with all of them for first place. What happens when you get first place? Someone tell me if you get it.

So this guy lives in a typical NYC Apt. One day he realizes that there is a lot of food missing all the time. More than him and his girlfriend seem to be eating. He sets up the camera when his girlfriend denies eating the food. He expects to see his lying girlfriend eating all the food. Only he finds something a lot different when he sees the tape.

So what do you guys think? Legit or staged?

Ladies and gentleman! I present to you the latest in internet phenomenon:

Rage comics

(A little back-story for those who don’t know – Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica)

Many of us have experienced the discomfort of having our bums washed in the vile liquid regurgitated by the porcelain throne. A while back, a creative /b/tard powered up MS Paint and decided it was time to do something about his now-drenched anus. What he created was a four scene comic showing all the typical steps of using the loo, of course he spared no gory details. As his problem was described, stagnant water is always reflected back at one’s buttocks while taking a healthy poo. He wanted to know how many others are similarly afflicted, and if there was anything that could be done to remedy this condition.

And with that, Rage comics were born. Covering every aspect of life.

From showers…. to dating.

From pets… to making a sandwich.

Giving you, the reader, comfort in the knowledge that – NO. You are not alone.

When you make a delicious sandwich with tomato in it, but your over-zealous bite ends up dragging the slice of tomato out of the sandwich and into your mouth, resulting in a long and pronounced  “FUUUUUCKKKKK!”.  You are not alone.

And without further delay – the comics:

And the same comic, From a different perspective:

There you have it, A few of my personal favorites.

For those of you wanting to make your own:

Want more RAGE?

Link: REDDIT